The World of Rate Me Red

It’s 2043 and 13 billion primates spend their days on the VidNet where the viewers are rated on a color scale of Purple to Red … read The Story

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Chapter One

Gordy’s toilet was talking to him.

“Gordy,” it asked, “are you getting enough fiber?”

Gordy sighed. He really didn’t want to get into an argument with his toilet again. He was already feeling pretty stressed out.

First, there was his girlfriend, Poppy Nicole, the love of his life. Poppy loved Gordy and Gordy loved Poppy, everyone knew that. But Gordy was sure she was getting ready to dump him.

Everyone knew that, too.

Then there was his boss, Javed Jones. Gordy had already talked to him twice that morning and it was only 9:27.

Gordy sighed. 

All he wanted to do was to sit in peace for a few minutes and watch a little vid. Was that too much …

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